Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

The birth of a baby is the most magical and exciting time in the life of every woman.

Of course, childbirth is not the most pleasant thing (yes! Extremely unpleasant), but thanks to our cheerful doctors they become quite funny. And there are also women in labor with a sense of humor and bizarre desires!

Enjoy and remember your funny childbirth stories.

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One of the girlfriends, when giving birth for the fourth time, climbed under the bed, clung to the leg and in a quick whisper to everyone who looked under the bed, gave out: “What do you want? Go all! I will give birth here. I said here, it means here! ” Bore twins.

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Many thanks to the midwife for the kind words. She so often called me a bunny, that willy-nilly wanted carrots.

Read also:Funny stories of mummies: how I gave birth

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In my exchange card it says “bad habits - a cat”.

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The contractions were strong, between them I still managed to call my husband with the words: “I'll pour purgen into the food and close myself in the toilet, and when you break, I'll tell you what you can not, endure !!!”. He laughed.

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When my son was pulled out of the abdomen, she immediately saw that it became so easy and calm that she was dragged into sleep, obviously tired from fatigue. I said: "Guys, I will sleep, and you sew me!". The anesthesiologist shouted: "Do not dare to close your eyes!" We agreed that I would lie with one open eye, and the second to sleep.

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My mother told me that when she gave birth to me, in the same ward there was a woman who knelt in front of the nightstand, thrust her head in there and screamed at her. It was probably easier for her to endure contractions.

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And when I started in the operating room after a cesarean to move away, I open my eyes, everything floats and spins, I look around with a dull look - no one! I think: “Now I will shout loudly, I will call a doctor or a nurse, to find out at least as much as I love. In fact, instead of a loud cry, as she wanted, there was a hoarse, quiet voice, and for some reason the words were pronounced slowly: “Lyuyuyuyuyudyiiiiii !!!!! Auuuuuuuuuuu, you are there ??? !!!! ”Right above my head, an anesthesiologist chuckled (I didn’t lift my eyes), just as long:“ We're here !!! ”.

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Anesthesia was given to one woman in labor, and she saw everything in a daze and could hardly understand what was happening.When I heard the child crying, I decided that I had let the cat into the clan, and I told the doctor that the cats in the hospital were insanitary conditions.

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In rodbloke turned off the light and caused an electrician. One of the women decided that the fights would be easier if you put your head in the fridge (in the freezer) that stood in the hallway. Sunet head there and screaming, only pops out of the door. The electrician, when he saw such a picture, turned and ran. The staff had to catch up.

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    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

    Mommies about childbirth: funny stories

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